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Everyone knows Jesus is your buddy! You can find these little dudes on many websites--just do a Google search of "Buddy Jesus."
Look, there's even a Church of Buddy Jesus! 'Cause the J-man is everyone's pal!
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Another Jesus action figure for when your kids get bored with G.I. Joe. I found this one here.
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Jesus--fresh and full of life! But he was not a real blonde.
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Who Would Jesus Destroy? Probably all them fags and lesbos and single mothers and Pagans and [fill in the blank].
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This came from an E-bay auction. It would be SO much funnier in a maternity style.
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Well, this pretty much says it all. If Jesus was a man, then his death was pointless. If he was God, then God is dead. Either
way, he's right at home on my Jesus page!
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Our two favorite religious icons, together in one great velvet painting! It's debatable which of these guys has more followers
claiming he's still alive.
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Don't let him catch you wanking off.
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Now I feel a LOT better about those cat filets I had for supper last night.
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This is really weird and it makes my forehead hurt. O_o
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I should feel ashamed of myself for putting this up here...but I don't, so don't bother telling me off about it!
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Hey, after a hard day of raising the dead and saving souls, even Jesus has to unwind now and then. Cut the poor guy some slack!
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Does the Son of God really need to consult with a lawyer??
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If you disagree, his lawyers (see pic at left) will be happy to tell you otherwise.
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I can't help but notice that it's a really thin book.
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Yeah, and most of them are his own followers. :-\
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Everyone will be assimilated into the JesusBorg collective...
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...and his plans for world domination will be complete!
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Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!!
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More jumpin' Jesii!
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Jesus has been hittin' the 'roids again.
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Father + Son + Holy Spirit = Trinity. Symbol for Trinity = triangle...Tinky Winky has a triangle on his head...both the color
purple and the triangle are symbols for the gay movement .....um...so God is gay!!
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Another E-bay auction. For some reason, I cant help but think that whoever bought it also has brown panelling, orange shag
carpeting, and avacado kitchen appliances.
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All we need is Elvis in this one and we'll have the Unholy Trinity of Pagan Icons.
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NOOOOOO! Not THAT tree!!
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More goofy balloon sculptures can be found here! Can't seem to find a zombie Lazarus one, though...
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I'd like sausage and scrambled eggs with mine, please.
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This picture comes from this utterly bizarre website. O_o
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So THIS is what they mean by "Holy shit!"
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I dunno about the rest of you, but I find this to be really creepy. It also makes me wonder why Jesus weeps over every aborted
fetus, but doesn't give a damn about already-born children who are suffering.
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lollerjesus!
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EXTREEEEEEEEME
JESUS!!!!!
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It's a Jesus face! Made out of people!
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Everybody run, the son of God has a gun! Found at The Bush Beat.
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A donkey and a cow peer into the coffin of the mummified baby Jesus in this detail of a very weird15th-century Greek church
icon. The full view can be found here.
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Relax, I made this myself using this church sign generator!
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